if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious
I wish every “fake” post was called out by way of Ace Attorney rp posts
911, please hold.
stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
SNAILS EAT WORMS
why yes they do
and it’s fucking terrifying
It’s like straight sex
if this is what straight sex is like then im officially a lesbian